Saturday, October 8, 2011

Explanations and resolutions

Aug. 15
Unsecure business reported.
Aren’t they all?

Possible wolf kill.
Possible hooraw to come.

Aug. 16
Horse running loose on Highway 82 in rural town mid valley.
Ticketed for speeding.

Alarm reported at the Lake.
Oh gasp!

Aug. 17
Alarm at business reported.
There, there, dear. Nothing to fear.

Aug. 18
Suspicious circumstances in rural town up valley.
Aren’t they always?

Tractor fire reported from rural town up valley.
You’ve got to be kidding.

Revolver reported lost.
At least it works.

Dark-colored water reported from resident.
Too much vitamin B, perhaps.

Aug. 19
Dog complaint in town.
Cat therapist summoned.
 
Aug. 20
Road hazard up valley.
Three cars that morning.

Aug. 21
Horse on Imnaha Highway in city limits, owner located.
Horsing around in progress.

Motorcycle accident on the 39 Road.
Oh ouch.

Civil dispute up valley, noise complaint down.
Civil but loud.


 News from a small town 37, Oct 2011